Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Contraceptive Victory for Men?

A Federal right to contraception for all. Yippie, free condoms for all males included. Men scored a huge victory in the battle for the rampant health problem of not having a baby. No longer will males have to pay for condoms any more. Now they can concentrate their hard earned dollars on the pursuit of happiness with non-impregnable women. No more worries about DNA testing for legal paternity. Now males  can go forth and not prosper, just like the Creator intended.

President Obama is happy and sad on this issue. First, it going to cost trillions of dollars to solve this health crisis. That is sad news. Second, we are going to have to fillet wide open any Religious organization who stands in the way. That is also sad news, but a necessary evil. Third, it will save money after costing trillions more not to have babies. That is happy news. Even better news would be mandatory enforcement of condom usage. It would be to this countries financial health to implement random condom checks at all Federal buildings and Air Port screening stations.

Wouldn’t it be far less intrusive, costly and preserve liberty FOR WOMEN TO KEEP THEIR LEGS TOGETHER AND MEN TO KEEP THEIR JUNK IN THEIR PANTS?

PleaseMoveOn 2012 

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